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One of the biggest lies ever told is that
as we age, time appears to pass more quidkly than when we were young.
Our research has uncovered an amazing truth:
time is no longer being manufactured to the standards of yesteryear!
Among the causes are:
- cosmic expansion
- budget cuts
- outourcing of manufacture
- the advent of self-accreditaion at time-fabrication centres
- lazy & greedy managers
Further research has uncovered several caches of unused time we we have the exclusive pleasure of offering you via our dedicated time-servers!
Our time-bundles are reconstitued from off-cuts & rejects that were deemed sub-standard at the time of manufacture, but due to the ever-dwindling quality of present-day manufacture, actually out-perform even the highest quality reserves of our modern era!
Svalbard 1902 time
Uncovered by our scouts in 1971, this especially fine example of new-old-stock time dates back to the golden era of time production; working practices were rigourous and only the highest quality raw materials were used.
A crispy head redolent of ivy and ascension, with an expectionally tight texture boasting evenly distributed variegated pores
Venetian 1502 time
Exceptionally rare, this is only available in 60 minute bundles, and we must restrict purchases to one bundle per household
Hidden for centuries by an elite cabal, this pure, unadulterated time is as fresh as when it left the workshop.
Atacama 1798 time
Forgotten for years in a collapsed mine-shaft, this unusal cache was uncovered only recently.
Fine quality offcuts have been lovingly reconstitued to form seamless bundles that exceed all modern expectations.
A sense of tigerism melded with velvet opportunity render this the time sensation of recent years